Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her family. She’s always called her dad “Daddy” when talking about him, which is fine, but when we went to their house she kissed him on the mouth as a greeting, and at one point was sat on his lap, almost falling asleep. She’s 25. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression, I was as polite as possible, and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner, my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
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Top comments
caancoha 0
Big whoop. You're not related, what's the big deal? Change your hair, you'll be fine
lpisagf 1
Oh wow that sucks. Maybe she didn't notice it before, I mean she might see her brother differently than the rest of her family does. Also, it could be that Daddy syndrome thing or w/e it is. Like girls date older men because they want someone to treat them like their dad did- special. Maybe she looks up to her brother and likes the kind of person he is. Nothing wrong about it really. I mean even by her reactions you can tell that now that it's pointed out she finds it weird. =/
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Comments (76)
imthefuckingman 0
12thh!!! it's so damn hard to be first
19fml18 0
Haha. Wow, that sucks.
chippa 24
Hahah, that kinda sucks. Give it a bit of time, and hopefully you won't look so much like him anymore... Or you could get in a big accident and have to get re-constructive surgery done on your face! :)
luyuqian 0
maybe the family just want to show friendly with u, and want to meke you feel familiar with them but that action will always make people uncomfortable... bless u~
FlyingDutchmen60 0
Isn't it normal down there to kiss your brother/sister???
Finnboghi 0
lmao This comment = epic
craigahh 0
Thank you for putting that out there, it's exactly what I was going to say.
CaptainBaconMan 0
**** YOU STEVE
z411811 0
YDI for sucking at kissing
Dr_Jalepenos 0
U sir r a retard
ilyhunn 0
eww... y wud she date u in the 1st placë
XxHU4LxX 0
YOU DESERVED IT FOR BEING STUIPID!
mzbabygurl97 0
wow... like wtf...... >>>. dats messed up ... like u shuldve dumped her
mzbabygurl97 0
thats funny