Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
There were 25 people who stepped over you and passed out? You may need to wear less perfume, or something.
Lothem 4
That's how the world goes today unfortunately.
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Comments (175)
Paprikaas 13
Classic case of "the bystander effect".
zombieslayer83 19
I wouldn't of messed with you either.
ballbearing 10
I once had a medical emergency and fainted at a train station. Apparently I had taken my coat off, someone stole it while I was passed out in -30 weather in Calgary. People are assholes.
Kane555 8
#130 should have her own talk show...seriously this probably didn't happen and aren't. we supposed to be cracking. on people? jeeze gey a life Dr. Philis.
Kane555 8
umm....I don't remeber calling you a liar Dr. P. If you would have read my comment . its a joke. trying to get a laugh. my bad.
Kane555 8
ITS COOL. We can be friends now.
PenguinBitch 44
Where exactly did you fall? Platform 9 3/4?
AuntieChowder 3
Maybe they see it as a common occurrence. Person passes out in middle of station.....meh.
xmaximusx 12
Let me guess New York?
kenoswild 14
So you counted precisely 25 people?you must've recovered quickly.