Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML
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perdix 31
There were 25 people who stepped over you and passed out? You may need to wear less perfume, or something.
Lothem 4
That's how the world goes today unfortunately.
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Comments (175)
hardshock 5
first world problems
Tpracingkg 15
People are dicks. Enough said.
charvisioku 22
I'm amazed that so many people are okay with this. If it's any consolation, I would have helped you, and I know for a fact that nearly everyone I know would have, too. There are still decent people, they're just hard to find unfortunately. You know the world's in a state when people respond with "Hey at least you weren't raped :D" -_- Oh well that's alright then.
charvisioku 22
89: Thank you for partially restoring my faith in humanity.
suri23 11
Wouldn't have happened if I was there-have come across similar situation 2 or 3 occasions & I helped every time.
youknowimright 5
Wow. entitled arent you.
premiermois 5
Honestly it was in a subway station. Drunkards, druggies and the homeless are plentiful there, passing out in public every day. Probably an honest mistake. If I saw someone passed out on a subway in a city like New York, Chicago, etc I wouldn't touch them. If I'm pretty much anywhere else though, it would be a little more suspicious. Wrong place wrong time OP. That just plain sucks.
Dreamsweet12 0
:D
ToySoldier92 7
Am I glad I live in a country where it's actually illegal to NOT help people in emergency situations...
kat33_fml 7
So you passed out ON the subway but woke up in the middle of the platform? Sounds like someone helped you so you didn't end up on the other side of where you wanted to be.
MinnieC_fml 8
It says they got off at the next stop and walked towards a bench when they passed out.