Today, I was having an in depth discussion with my girlfriend's father about how corrupt journalists are and how our town's paper is the worst paper on the planet. After insulting basically everything about the newspaper, I asked him what he did for a living. He's the editor of the newspaper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML
Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML
Today, I emailed my fiancé the assignment that I was handed for a journalism job interview, asking for him to take a look and give opinions about it. I accidentally e-mailed it to the job interviewer. She responded, and even CCed it to the CEO. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl I have known for a while, since our Dads have worked together for 40 years. After I rang my Dad to tell him the good news, he told me that there was a position open at work, which had belonged to her Dad. My Dad had to fire him. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
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Top comments
crymson 0
Think about it this way... your giving him an indepth look at how a reader views it. =) Id take it as constructive critisizm..
idkweird 0
Why bring up or express such charged opinions during your first time meeting your gf's dad? There is no need to get into that kind of discussion the first time you meet.
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Comments (91)
Ajjas013 6
iSteveJobbscan'tthinkofanythingnewandcreativeandmakestheiPodbiggerandtriestopassitoffwithacoolname.
Namenlos_fml 20
Ypon finding this out, your first question should be: "Oh.... so why does your paper suck?" Stand by your words. he might hate you but at least you'll be recognized for having a backbone.
Sonalis 9
at least you weren't insulting the military if he was like a navy seal or something lol
FYLDeep 26
The problem is that the iPad is less useful than an iPod since I can't carry it around in a pocket. I might as well get a laptop if I wanted something that big. Stupid Apple.
ILikePopCorn 0
#54 Win.
brieanna101 0
GOOD JOB GENUIS! wth is wrong with you?!
RyanKaufman 7
You deserve it. #1 Rule with parents: Don't say anything involving your shitty political views. Not even if they're talking about it.
Ajjas013 6
iPad is also synonomous with iFail.
gszmam 0
he's talking about a simpsons episode
Pgoel 0
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