Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML
Today, a couple came into the gas station where I work to ask for directions. While I was giving the woman directions (and even writing them down to be as helpful as possible), the man stole my wallet out of my purse that was sitting on the other end of the counter behind a display. FML
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, I was robbed while working overnight at the gas station. They demanded I give them all the cash in the register. Seeing they were armed, I was reduced to tears and complied. They mocked me and took a video with their cellphone. When I told my boss, he promptly fired me for not “fighting back.” FML
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
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Top comments
Glam_fml 0
That really sucks. What is this world coming to? And to everyone calling BS, the man probably wasn't planning on robbing the OP, but decided last second that it was too good of an opportunity to pass up. I am really getting sick of seeing "fake!" on every single FML. This site is for your enjoyment, not to sit there and judge every FMLs plausability. It does not make you cool, and it makes the site less fun.
HanMan 0
Ohhh shi-! Aren't there camera's? Where was everyone else that was around?
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Comments (83)
Higgy531 0
I moderated this one! :D
kdb_fml 0
Awww, that is just shitty love! FYL indeed! Thats what you get for being semi-trusting!
justdesserts 0
YDI for trusting large guys.
Junaeffer 0
ohemgee thats so scary!!!!!!! and you don't deserve it no matter what other people are saying
Tmccray 0
Sometimes I think people make stuff up to just post on the site...I don't think I believe the ending of this one. Maybe it did happen...If so, Yeah FYL
tyonclav 0
This isn't real
myfairyoshi_fml 0
#24 LOL
lesp 6
That's when you act like you're pulling out your wallet, but really pull out YOUR knife and stab him in his neck! FYL
etar 0
How could you not get your gas tank open?
medicman 0
Liar