Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML
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DjeePee 25
Please, for the sake of my believe in humanity, tell me he's fourteen. Please.
ladybuuggy 0
Aww! he is SUCH a keeper!
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Comments (149)
goodlike_fml 0
cod girl cod you can excuse him for that :p jk lol i would of be with you because im a man who care about his gf :)
DocBastard 40
I...this comment...where do I start?
IAreStarfeesh 0
Not sure Doc, but it will be an extremely unpleasant experience.
DocBastard 40
I'm going to run this through my Idiot-English translation engine: "It's Call of Duty, girl! ******* Call of Duty! You can excuse him for that! I'm just kidding, haha! I would have been with you because I am a man who cares about his girlfriend." Wow. Even after that it barely makes a modicum of sense. *sigh*
funzcpl 0
what a ********. after you came home from the hospital I hope you kicked his sorry ass. and took a pregnant test if they didn't give you one at the hospital.
sparta98 4
If he wouldn't stick around for you, tell him it's you or his Xbox. If he picks the Xbox, walk away, because he doesn't care anymore. I agree, FYL
Cinn_fml 23
Well, he sounds like he was concerned. Please tell me you're teenagers, somehow I can't help but think that that would be slightly better than if you're both adults. However I think I can understand that he might not want to wait in the hospital, or at least not want to see you being poked with needles. The real question is; was he concerned when you talked to him afterwards?
VickyG17 4
why do you have to take EVERYTHING so seriously? I mean, hell, on every fml you leave HUGE comments! take it easy!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I know right? I tried telling her to stop acting like dr Phil!
CheshireHalli 19
What does it matter to you two? If she wants to write long paragraphs that you two can't apparently comprehend, skip over it. Nobody forces you to read her writing. TL;DR? Move on, pansy.
DocBastard 40
Vicky and Eagor, if you can't read or comprehend such long paragraphs, just skip down to the next "lolz!!1!" comment or "fail." I'm sure those will be easier for you to understand. Here, I'll give you a head start: LOL u fail Better?
Cinn_fml 23
Vicky - Well then, you obviously haven't been thorough in your research, because I don't leave 'HUGE comments' on every FML. Oh, yeah, wait a minute, you won't have done research because you don't appear to care for facts. EagorLuvsBigFoot - Well, if you did, not under that username. However, you're not original, though I have yet to look up who Dr Phil is... Maybe I should get around to that.
UsmcDevilDogs 0
cinn, I'm a ******* idiot and you should really ignore everything I say because it's just senseless bollocks! I can't understand words that don't appear in 2nd grade English lessons, and my brain only works on saturday nights, after I've had sex with my hand!
VickyG17 4
you shouldnt make such a big deal out of it..and please, what made you think that i cant understand or "comprehend" what you're saying? this is just a site, people are just having fun and spending their time, so chill out girl..
Cinn_fml 23
Vicky - Then why complain (I know this isn't quite the right word, but I can't think of the right one) at my way of spending time on this site? Aren't I allowed to do things my own way?
VickyG17 4
i wasnt complaining..i just pointed out my instant thoughts..and no offense but i find it completely pointless to waste your time on writing long paragraphs for a simple site, in which the OP would never respond..
Cinn_fml 23
Fair enough I suppose. However it doesn't take that long to type a 'long paragraph', and sometimes the OP does read through the comments. Shall we agree that you do things your way, and I'll do them mine? :)
VickyG17 4
definitely agree with you on the last one..
BlakeeeDrummer 0
well ya he's gotta get leveled up! gotta reach level 70 get the AK-47
thomps15 0
I'm lvl 69 2nd prestige the models are fucken crazy !!! I <3 cod
friday170 0
I hate cod because of people like you.
UsmcDevilDogs 0
7 prestiage lvl70 black ops comes Tuesday Fridays whooarah semper fi
UsmcDevilDogs 0
7 prestiage lvl70 black ops comes Tuesday Fridays whooarah semper fi
Twiggierjet 0
I would be surprised if he actually went with you. (If a man responds to your calls while playing COD he truly loves you.)
mintcar 10
WTH? He should've been playing LittleBigPlanet instead.
hawty12345 0
omg my sis is playing that right now! :)
mintcar 10
WTH? He should've been playing LittleBigPlanet instead. :P
maagz 0
Poor OP :(
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
This DOES sound like teen boy behavior. Maybe his mom made him go home? I dunno. But, sadly he is probably just not That into you...pretty rude unless his Mom enforced him going home...