Today, I met my boyfriend in Hong Kong after being apart for almost 6 months. We got to our room and got right down to business. I was just about to come when a voice came over the PA system in the room. "This is just a fire alarm test, sorry for any inconvenience." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, after I hooked up with this cute guy, the fire alarm went off. I dashed outside, still mostly naked, only to find the alarm was coming from his phone as he slammed the door behind me. There was no fire, he just wanted me gone after the sex was over so he faked the alarm. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, I was doing some fun scat play with my boyfriend when the fire alarm went off. We both had to scramble into the shower to rinse off, clogged the drain, and left dirty footprints all over the apartment. Then we forgot to turn the shower off and came back to a flood. FML
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johnnyub40 0
Agreed #5...get over it and get back to business.
iheartsnapple 0
well that sucks
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Comments (103)
CryingHowls 0
wow #73 1. what's wrong with dating an asian from hong kong? how do u even know he's asian? like a third of the population, if not half, is non-Chinese 2. what's wrong with sex before marriage? 3. sex before marriage doesn't mean someone is lonely. it's called "making love" for a reason. last but not least... you're retarded.
bexox 0
#73... stfu You're not the sex police, she can do her boyfriend if she wants. I hate when people impose their beliefs on other people, especially when it's something as personal as sex. Also, leave Asians alone! douche bag
vag_fml 0
and?
AlexNeenan 0
OP you mean you were "just about to cum". Jeez, the spelling errors they let on here... Sarcasm aside, that is definitely not as bad as if there were a real fire.
irawk 0
and how is this FML??
Vinny66 0
stuuuuuuuuuupid
philosopher 0
Seriously, people need to know what an FML is... If the voice said something about you two specifically (like they were watching), then I'd be laughing my ass off.
I_AM_HOMO 0
Today, I met my boyfriend... I was just about to come. Nobody cares that your a **** and you cum to your boyfriend dont share that crap on fml nobody cares that you were taking it in the ass from your boyfriend.
paigeharper 0
that is not an FML, do u need help with the definition? its **** My Life..ok?dummy!?
yourfacerules 0
people mainly speak enligsh in hong kong so they can understand and i dont think this is a fml sozzers!