Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML
Today, I was picking up my nephew from school. I waved when I saw him coming, shouted, “Hey dude!” The kid stared at me, confused. That’s when I realized it wasn’t my nephew, just a child who looked vaguely similar but who was now terrified. His actual mom gave me a look like she was deciding whether to call security. FML
Today, I was on the bus. I have a phobia of babies crying, and recently, whenever I've been on a long journey, there's been one and I've had an anxiety attack. There were no babies on this bus, just an old lady showing her friend videos of her screaming grandchild. FML
Today, I was almost hit by a bus, missing me by a few centimetres, and only because I jumped back the moment I heard its horn. I was using the zebra crossing, and the lights were green for me. FML
Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jaywalked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and told him he could “say anything” to the nice old lady at the park who gave him candy. He looked her dead in the eye and said, “My aunt says people your age shouldn’t drive anymore.” She glared at me like I'd ran over her cat. FML
Today, while dropping my son off at the bus stop before school, I went to give him a kiss on the cheek. Then, before I was able to make contact, he jumped away, yelled "PSYCH!!!!" as loud as he could, and jumped on the bus. The kids all laughed at me and the other parents looked embarrassed for me. FML
Today, my three year-old son excitedly went to the window to watch the construction site next door. He does this all the time and it's adorable… at least, it was until a man got run over by a bulldozer with him watching. He screamed for hours and now cries if I don't keep the curtains closed. FML
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EatOrphans4Fun 24
The wheels on the bus go "nom nom nom".
randomguy76 14
YDI... There is no need to fool children into doing the things you want them to do. Tell them the truth and have them face reality. They will thank you for it in the future.
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Comments (63)
djm2010 8
What a stupid thing to tell your nephew. Congratulations.
dirtyprancing65 7
Don't lie to children
ApplePie1994 27
Looks like you're BUSted! *I'm sorry, I'm just in a punny mood, beware the thumbs!*
mattrd_fml 31
How old is your nephew? if he's only 2 or 3, ydi. if he's older than that, then fyl.
cr500guy 11
you're an asshole. ydi
Lalala579121 28
You just saved your nephew from the horrors of riding public transportation, congratulations.
writerchic85 26
I never understood why people say stuff like this to kids. They make up monsters then try to convince them monsters aren't real later when they don't want to go to bed. They tell them about Jesus and Santa clause and then later tell them Santa isn't real but Jesus is?
BeenIt 5
I hate when people tell kids outlandish shit like that, using scare tactics. Just tell the kid the truth; if you walk out in front of a bus, it may smash you flat. That's scary and true!!!
crazycly 7
I never understood why people say stupid shit like this to kids. You sir, are a moron! Total YDI!!
lmbachman 23
omg that's great