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Technically

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Tell him, you're breaking up with him, not on him.

Cheating is cheating, no matter who it's with.

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222004801 4

Punch him in the face and then go get some ice cream.

Mirmade1985 2

My kinda dude haha

hateevryone 15

So you're the other girl, in other words.

What a genius. Absolutely awesome answer.

That's a yes time to move on ( free advice from Anne landers)....

atleast he wants you

Your pic makes me sad. Is that for real?

Abracadavre_fml 9

So did you kick him in the balls or did you kick him the balls?

You deserve so much better and he is a loser I was in the same situation except I was the other girl ): it sucked but girl you will do so much better and way better off just take it one step at a time (:

I hope you warn his girlfriend. I think she would understand if you explain you had no idea about being the other girl. Then both of you can teach this loser a lesson.

delicious69 5

He's a smooth operator¡¡