nice one
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Technically
Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML
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pokefan813 16
Tell him, you're breaking up with him, not on him.
Welshite 40
Cheating is cheating, no matter who it's with.
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Warden1986 16
What scum kick him in the nuts, and say oh sorry that was from the other one. Then do it again and say now that one was from me.
garytg 3
Technically, That makes it worse not better.
vetgrl 2
yeah, that is why the website is called FML duh. Of course its worse. ...but wait, it gets worse!
loserboii 11
And you broke up with him after that right¿
OhDearBetrayal 25
Why would you suggest such a thing? It's quite obvious he said sorry and they skipped into the sunset together.
Futacy 30
No, she didn't break up with him. They got married, had twelve kids, and moved to Oaxaca where they pursued their new careers as mariachi singers.
ffgghytt 3
Why do you have an upside down question mark?
xBrookiee_Babyyx 0
wtf? what the hell does that even meann?!
lovelyleah 10
He was seeing the other girl first :p
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
The douchebag was already "with" someone else before he started seeing OP.
Welshite 40
It means that OP was the girl on the side. The boyfriend already had a girlfriend, neglected to inform OP, and therefore cheated with her on his original girlfriend.
Flarfignewton 4
I didn't even realize that she was the side girl until I read this lol. On a side note though, what engine is that flywheel for in your profile picture, 19?
lovelyleah 10
69, I have no idea, I found it on my grandparents acreage and thought it could be saved for art!
liftedyoda 5
At least you know now
DocBastard 40
He obviously had rehearsed that line, so he knew this day was coming. It's a matter of time before cheating assholes get caught. At least now you know.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*rainbow* The more you know!
immaMonsta 8
Technicalities don't matter in that situation. I hope he's now your ex OP and you find someone better.
klx125cross 9
Ohh..... What a bastard op f him! Move on
HarleyQuinnFox 10
I can't help but feel you should have been able to tell before you started dating. If you were suspicious now he was probably giving you reasons to be suspicious then but you couldn't see it through the crush.
jacquieh 14
You're a moron. Sorry, but it's true! :)
eggmarie 25
I can't help but feel like you're being a little bit of a know it all when you actually know nothing.
Jeffo193 13
What a ****.
zandalee 20
A ****-less wonder.