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Technically

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

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Tell him, you're breaking up with him, not on him.

Cheating is cheating, no matter who it's with.

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Itsnobigdeal 0

What a winner...time to tell him it's over.

"Then I guess that means I'm dumping with you, not on you!" Wait a sec....

I hate jerks who cheat. If u can't handle being with one girl at a time then don't bother dating. I menander anygirl with self respect won't take that.

What a dog !

Twisted_Angel 17

wow... what a peach he is. find the other girls number, and tell her what he's doing. that way he has to deal with the wrath from both of you.

Most defiantly break up with him and send a message to his gf tell her that hes a cheating ***** (:

LadyJoker21 0

Aww feel alil better uh no kick him in his junk and leave

stoptrying 9

And get charged with assault? Sound advice.

Time to get a guy who'll treat you right OP!