Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Today, I picked out a toothpick from a pizza. This is not the first time I've had to do this. It is also not the first time that I didn't see it until less than a second before I bit down on the piece with the toothpick embedded in it. Looks like there's a toothpick assassin on the loose. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
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tigerisabelle 31
I hate to be an American stereotype, but I would sue. That shit's nasty and dangerous
teacupofsunshine 29
Put it under your pillow and trick the tooth fairy! super gross though. I just hate the feeling of biting on something unexpectingly hard.
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Comments (55)
dadoffour 14
What in tarnation is an onion bagel? Sounds nasty.
PhoenixChick 26
Heretic. Onion bagels are delicious savory rings of heaven, given to us by the same god that graced the earth with Funyuns and sour cream and onion flavored dips and chips.
Nickimariek 20
now I never want bagels anymore
vikky538 29
I saw your country in FML post and i chuckled as it reads hungry sometimes.
Kkarlson 2
That happened to me a few years ago. Was eating a chocolate cake, was delicious..minus the tooth inside that did not come from my mouth.
BillysBurgers 5
How the hell does human teeth keep ending up in our food? O_o
Desiree_lianne 16
this needs a follow-up.
anarchymaniac 22
Sue them.
Mooglefox 24
Maybe it was a prize...
novdestiny 23
Why would anyone mark that as YDI?
angelrae1863 1
OMG... That's just plain nasty. I would definitely be suing someone and going to the doctor and get any & all antibiotics they can give you. I feel horrible for you!!! Well, I guess now you know your day can only get better from that experience!!! Good luck.?