Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I was late for a meeting. The meeting hall door was made of glass, and it said pull, but in my rush, I pushed the door so hard that it shattered into small pieces. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
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Top comments
Migole 36
Don't you have doorhandles where you live? Also wouldn't storming into the classroom bring even more attention to your lateness? I thought it's common practice to run to classs but a few meters before you reach the room you slow down and silently sneak in...
sarahk33 7
Good thing it wasn't your class so you don't have to awkwardly go inside while everyone stares at you
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Comments (59)
Lant 6
you fail on multiple levels
seansbro56 10
Well do you know anybody in that class... I hope not
upallnight11 19
Awkward.. I hope nobody saw you and if they did, I hope they didn't laugh at you.
gummybear1996 13
Well, that would be a nice thought, but I'm pretty sure the class noticed someone slamming into the glass door. And I can't imagine them not laughing. That would be hilarious to see
makkarari 18
Hahaha!!! Sorry but I laughed pretty hard at that! The mental image is awesome!
zandalee 20
Made my day actually that there is some poor sod out there as socially inept as me!
DocBastard 40
My question would be why you were late in the first place. Chances are VERY high your excuse is poor, so perhaps a whack on the nose from a door was well deserved.
theunderachiever 6
This is something i would do...
shaww 28
at least you didnt faint...
karlcolt45 19
Ohh university. the best days of our lives
MR_RODSQUAD 11
When you're running late for a class, never expect the door to be unlocked. Some teachers just like for the late people to suffer and go back to get a tardy pass.
sexymomma33 5
would u rather it be your class? then be embarrased for the rest of ur college days?