Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML
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CraziOne 0
Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?
brrrx 0
What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?
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Comments (199)
fanstasia 5
And it will [hopefully] be a funny story when she is older??
Tsukasa_fml 0
So your two-year-old managed to get a pair of scissors while you were asleep? And you're concerned about the dress? I hope when you explain this to the groom, he realizes how stupid you must be and runs away screaming. It's a wonder the kid's still alive.
mylife9753 0
alexZB is retarted. it sound so much better the way she did it you dumbass.
LadyDee 0
awe. that's horrible.
definatelywierd 0
children out of wedlock are evil? is that the focus of this?
hazelwolfeyes 0
i read all these comments n i laughed. im sorry, i was born catholic n thought the belief systems n what it demands were straining. i have sex n am not married. i have one partner...doesnt make me a ****... needless to say...i removed myself from the church... like everyone says the child couldve come from a prev. marriage, rape, or she could be widowed. you all judge her for something that makes her happy... isnt it said... "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"? i highly doubt any of you saying ydi for having a child/premarital sex can throw the first stone...so shut the hell up already...sweet jeebus... OP: i agree with a comment that said, wear it anyway :) she helped in a way...if you cant...same colored slips n threads work wonders...take lots of pictures! n have fun...luck in your future :D
rba9009 0
In this culture I'd say the woman is practically saintly for actually getting married. No one cares about religion anymore :/
chippa 24
YDI for putting scissors where a two year old child can get a hold of them.
HRaeH 0
I hope you beat the piss out of that kid.
deliapearl 0
the OP could have been raped and then had a child. not everyone believes in abortion. but she could consider a cage for the child until she's housebroken.