Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my coworker write about how awful Muslims were and how the religion is stupid, the hijab is oppressive, and how they're a poison on society. When I questioned them about it, they pretty much said that I didn't know anything and should stop talking. I'm Muslim and a hijabi. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
Today, I confirmed that my professor hates me. Weeks ago, I failed a paper for the first time, so I went to my professor, apologized profusely, and discussed my revision plan. I got his approval on my conclusions and added all the details he suggested. I then submitted my paper. I got my grade this morning: C-. FML
Today, I went to get my midterm essay grade thinking I couldn't have made lower than a B. Got to class and my douchebag professor gave me an F. He wrote "Best essay I read, would've been an A if it was the right topic." I wrote on the Industrial Revolution, instead of the Scientific Revolution. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
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Soninuva 41
Report him to the department chair. Even if he has tenure, things like that can get it revoked. There's no need to treat people that way.
weird_adult 27
your teacher is a piece of crap, op. so sorry you had to go through that. report that ****** imediately
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Comments (72)
GamerMom392 19
I wouldn't want to read an essay about IEDs and genital mutilation either.
MiaTheMartian 21
That's a pretty ballsy way to confront his crap, I applaud you. Still, report his prejudiced ass.
billions_fml 7
Teacher evaluations are gonna screw him over
thecrazymancan 17
He's constantly inserting his opinion on a specific religion into the lessons? That's perhaps the most unprofessional thing I've ever heard of a professor doing. You should have reported him to the school after the first time he did that.
bgbailey 7
um it's American history, it's his class. don't like it suicide bomb it, hijack it, rape it, honor kill him for talking about the Muslim faith, that is what your book says do.
bgbailey 7
Oh so fml are muslim lovers. They can say what they want in support but I qunter things Muslims do all the time and I'm sensored. You can delete my account with this liberal ******* site. Assholes
darwinav13 2
I'd punch him in the throat for being such an incompetent, ignorant and inconsiderate dumbass.
josiah55 2
Only contributions they've made so far is population control
isquaredkeepingitreal 24
The only thing I can think of on the side of the teacher is if the teacher gave paper topics and the student ignored it. Since the class is American History, I can imagine the teacher wanted a paper about American History and not "humanity".
zoelog 10
report him to the dean. this is not ok.