Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my coworker write about how awful Muslims were and how the religion is stupid, the hijab is oppressive, and how they're a poison on society. When I questioned them about it, they pretty much said that I didn't know anything and should stop talking. I'm Muslim and a hijabi. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
Today, I confirmed that my professor hates me. Weeks ago, I failed a paper for the first time, so I went to my professor, apologized profusely, and discussed my revision plan. I got his approval on my conclusions and added all the details he suggested. I then submitted my paper. I got my grade this morning: C-. FML
Today, I went to get my midterm essay grade thinking I couldn't have made lower than a B. Got to class and my douchebag professor gave me an F. He wrote "Best essay I read, would've been an A if it was the right topic." I wrote on the Industrial Revolution, instead of the Scientific Revolution. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
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Soninuva 41
Report him to the department chair. Even if he has tenure, things like that can get it revoked. There's no need to treat people that way.
weird_adult 27
your teacher is a piece of crap, op. so sorry you had to go through that. report that ****** imediately
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fwapo3 3
take your towel off your head smother him to death :D
Kitouran 30
It's not a towel. It's a hijab, and we don't know if OP actually wears one and, if they do, then they probably aren't about to take it off for some old racist.
krakenbanana 15
Sue that sum bitch
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I seriously hope he loses his job, because that's absolutely disgusting.
revolvearoundme 15
OMG REPORT HIM!! Worst advice ever! Kind of like like someone saying "There's a fire!" and you all just shouted "Throw some water on it! Problem solved." OP I'm sorry you got a bigot teacher. I've had a few and generally I find they aren't really worth dealing with. Try talking to a guidance councilor about it. Maybe get you into a different class and the actual things that can result from reporting it right now. You can always report it after you pass the class or change classes. Document it. Heck make him your pet project. What ever you do C.Y.A.. By summer all he should be to you is a story about some stupid bigot you once had as a history teacher.
Steve97 32
I'm surprised that the comments haven't been disabled, glad the fml community is so tolerant!
mariri9206 32
They were earlier. don't know why they're not now but whatevs.
totallynotemily 25
Your teacher deserves to be fired
jdw17 13
Well it sucks that your teacher is a racist. But use common sense and not write about the people the college professor is racist about...
DiabolusIgnis 15
"Well it sucks that your teacher is a racist, but use common sense and accept & encourage such racism" Dude what
benedictjongoh 10
I would film him saying those shit and YouTube his sorry ass.
XboxSqueaker 15
punch him in the dick
Natedawg1217 6
What have Muslims contributed in the last hundred years?
confused_wandere 26
More than people like you have that's for sure.