Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML
Today, after weeks of doubt and pondering the pros and cons, I finally broke up with my girlfriend, and she burst into tears. Feeling guilty, I tried to console her by saying, "Don't worry, we can still be cousins." FML
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pjsr 33
It sounds like two self-aware people who both recognized this wasn't a good match. Win-win for everyone.
Mangascribbler 19
Eh, easy break up then. I guess it kind of sucks to find out she hasn't wanted you for that long, but at least your split won't be a drawn-out process.
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Comments (27)
ohsnapword 21
I don't see this as an FML, unless you actually wanted her to be upset.
KelsieSwiftie 13
I had this happen with my boyfriend. It's not fun... Sorry OP.
Casual_Cthulhu 12
Now you're both happy
takeittoem 8
Sounds like you both got what you wanted, and can move on...
MitiMiki 16
Honestly, I don't see a problem here.
Bogrbon 27
What it may mean is that he may have liked her but she wasn't into it and had probably not been giving 100% to the relationship and so he saw it withering and after 4 months of trying everything to make it work, he finally concluded it was impossible to fix. He spent 4 months pouring his energy in since she didn't have the courage to just end it and likely subconsciously manipulated him into ending it for her. (Making him suffer through those 4 months)
hkhan24 23
What did you want her to do, cry her eyes out and beg you to stay while you say "It's not you, it's me" and walk away?
brenton490 19
Win-win no fighting and no psyco girlfriend am I right?