chloecamp
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Ellington, United States
Suspicious
Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML
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omgitsmoe 26
Well , you are ****** fyl
music_is_life22 12
That does come across as very suspicious, sorry op): at least your house isn't vandalized
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omgitsmoe 26
Well , you are ****** fyl
KittenSandwich 9
If they can't prove any evidence you're ok!
omgitsmoe 26
His neighbors might hate and maybe vandalize his house , so don't just assume they'd be ok
sjbartholome 14
If they do that then they will have to pay for it. Revenge isn't free!
sjbartholome 14
Apparently you are ****** because no proof = guilty.
ohcheriecherie 20
I'm sure some people will count the fact that OP was the only one unvandalized as proof.
MortenM 17
Well, it's somewhat hard to blame the neighbours though. Logic suggests that OP was in on it even that he's not. But maybe he just haven't found the massive turd the vandals laid in his shed. Once that is found they'll believe OP
mz135 12
I'm sorry. Just explain to them that you would never do that.
RpiesSPIES 27
#46 I would never make a pointlessly rhetorical comment.
randome101 12
You are innocent until proven guilty, they have no proof he did it.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Even though the neighbors can't prove it doesn't mean the OP isn't going to be hated by his neighbors. You're innocent until proven guilty in the eyes of the law, but not so much with people. Hope it works out somehow, OP!
incoherentrmblr 22
Let the Purge commence...
diosadelmasaje 8
Guess OP has work to do tonight. Set your mailbox on fire or something that will cause post-fake-vandalism attention by the whole block. Get grandma out in the yard crying with firefighters. .. its the only way.
pitapizzaparty 18
You just did
399 41
To funny #1 to funny.
399 41
Lol sure is.
music_is_life22 12
That does come across as very suspicious, sorry op): at least your house isn't vandalized
football98_fml 20
I'd rather have my house vandalized than have the whole neighborhood hate me. One of her neighbors are bound to vandalize her house for thinking she vandalized theirs
ImAFaker 29
How about you beat them to it and vandalize your house before they do. That'll show 'em!
kingdomgirl94 29
Just explain that it would be stupid and obvious to vandalise every house except your own if you were the one who did it, and that its more likely that someone wants you blamed.
krad204 21
Tell them to prove it!
darwinism 30
Write "IT WASN'T ME" in the same colour paint across your garage door. That will make them believe you for sure!
Wingman527 22
That's actually a good idea.
BSnapZ 21
#27 No, it's not.
LiliLatte 15
#27 You're kidding right?
23lf 16
You make me scared for our new generation.
Debbiek 5
like that would work
Danny_Boy12 13
Well that is pretty suspicious.....
icemand90 17
no, it's genius. from the vandals
tiger8255 13
Only an idiot would vandalize everyone else but leave their house fine. OP should probably explain that to the neighbors, that could possibly help.
ace52599 7
You're assuming that the neighbors think that the OP isn't an idiot. Which isn't really a good assumption.
399 41
I know right.
brand125 17
should have trashed your own place then i guess... no, but they are going to hate you now
Welshite 40
The perfect crime.
football98_fml 20
Well that really sucks... FYL
Trinidad727 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't sweat it, can't help what u can't control.
klawzor 17
Why does your comment have so may negative votes?
399 41
Who knows.
JMichael 26
Suspiiiiiciouss!!!