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chloecamp This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Ellington, United States

Suspicious

Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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omgitsmoe 26

Well , you are ****** fyl

That does come across as very suspicious, sorry op): at least your house isn't vandalized

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You have to vandalize your house now.

If you were somewhere else with witnesses around then get them to back you up.

All the people saying this looks suspicious - WHY?!? On the surface, it might look very bad that his house was the only one not vandalized. But LOGICALLY, that would be the dumbest and most idiotic way to leave trails behind. Therefor, logically, all we have to do is ask OP a few logical questions to determine wether or not they possess logical thinking - and then you have your answer.