chloecamp
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Ellington, United States
Suspicious
Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML
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omgitsmoe 26
Well , you are ****** fyl
music_is_life22 12
That does come across as very suspicious, sorry op): at least your house isn't vandalized
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Oswin_fml 10
Maybe it was someone in your family? or maybe someone really hates you and wants to frame you
cakefete2 31
If it turns out someone was trying to frame them, OP should change their account name to Roger Rabbit.
trellz17 19
That was a pretty smart move for the perpetrator. Vandalise every house except yours to throw the trail off him/her.
feven 32
I doubt anybody would be stupid enough to put themselves in that position if they were actually the culprit. Just tell people you're not that dumb.
cakefete2 31
That would be the expected cover. Like if someone works for the FBI they'll never just come out like, "so today I was at FBI headquarters just doing some espionage and..."
miliaras93 17
Take it as a compliment that they think your house is the best everyone else is just jealous
Pollito1718 18
At least they did not call the cops on you.
fruitslut 11
I just saw that episode on Wilfred.
tomal0 6
....genius!!!!
AFaye3964 17
why did they skip your house??
False_Stupidity 42
To cast suspicion and throw everyone off the trail of the real perps.
JullaBean 10
Maybe the person knew you and was trying to frame you. Other then that I don't know why they would skip your house.
rhoeft95 11
Sounds like something I'd do
thatADHDdude 21
Wow you're quite the badass aren't you