Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the psychiatrist who treats me for bipolar disorder died. He committed suicide. FML
Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed, "I love you." After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back, and said, "What kind of gun was it?" FML
Today, my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer. We're very close, and I called my boyfriend, really needing some support. I'd barely told him what had happened, when he replied, "Babe, I'm in the middle of a game here. Call me later." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I made an offhand comment to a close friend about having to keep a close eye on my toddler so he “doesn’t kill himself.” As the words escaped my lips, I realized that this was the same friend whose husband shot himself in the face five months ago. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Your boyfriend probably thinks people respawn in real life like in CoD.
Nateesha 0
naww that's pretty sad :( if he did it on purpose I think he deserves a punch in the face . but maybe it was a coinsidence :o
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Comments (334)
ghost010 6
I'm not trying to be insensitive and I hope that she will be alright but at the end of that I couldn't help but laugh. I may have a childish sense of humour but I really do hope that she is okay.
smarties25 0
sorry to hear that k hope she gets better.! :)
hazelkee 0
aww. I'll pray for her.
orligirl 5
I'm so sorry to hear about your cousin. Hopefully everything turned out okay and your cousin made it. I don't know how your boyfriend could've been so insensitive. I would have slapped him.
tniggs 0
u suck I was drinking coffee when I read this.... u owe me a new shirt sir ;-)
BowserD 0
who shoots themselves in the chest? Boomhead shot IMO.
xxpinkroczxxx 0
guys r just stupid they dont think about wat they do or if its wrong untill its too late
Benaruni 0
Thats sad
danggitserinn201 0
i think anyone who voted "you totally deserved it" on this is a stupid asshole loser who needs to go shoot THEMSELVES in the chest.
theredcamellia 1
i hope she lives and that you dump the dumbass ;-)