Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
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Why29 0
That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.
Aldrasio 0
So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI
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sunshine92_fml 0
U know i created a account just soo i can tell u off about what u did. Sure some of the things i have read on this website have made me say "what a idiot"but YOU ha u dont even deserve that!. I hope u go to jail and when u are in jail tell all the peple in there why ur there and ur goingto get ur ass kicked ur a ******* snitch there is nothing wrong with weed and when people say there is thats because they have never tried it soo takww this from a stoner and a girl one too. So if i ever had too see u in which i never will i would blow my ******* weed smoke in ur face u asshole i hope u read this as well and i hope u also read all the others as well soo for all the peple out here who dont have a problem with weed then ur just as chill as everyone else good job for tryingto ruin someones life u asshole hope u go to jail
blahdsflksfd 0
Good for you. Weed is illegal and wrong, and everyone on here who is calling you a snitch is probably just a drugged up teenager.
liveitlearnit 0
Good for you, because weed is stupid and you shouldn't have to have your lungs poisoned by your POS roommate. However, if you're using that Adderall as a drug, I'd advise you to stop. I was on it for ADHD and it screwed me up. It's a hardcore amphetamine and highly addictive.
Jordie210 0
wow. i was in this same situation...i just told her i didn't want her smoking it in the room, so she stopped. the end. you should have handled that better.
OrdinaryMan_fml 0
Touts get shot. Hypocrisy thy name is you! YDI
i_like_chicks 0
YDI lesson learned: dont rat out your friends bastard!
anatomize 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED. You deserve this. So much.
Rebel_Wrangler 0
If you had recreational Adderall then you deserved it you hypocrital snitch. Snitches are a dyin breed. I'm on similar medication and they wouldn't take it away if you had a reason to be on such medications, unless you had it loose or stowed away w/out it being in a RX bottle. either way, YDI
CameronHS 0
#8 ok that was the worst saying ive ever heard
icequeenhands 0
Man, what a shitty thing to do. You could actually talk to them about it, you know. My roommate got annoyed with me smoking in the room, and asked me to stop, so I did. I mean, there are plenty other places to go get high. She wasn't a hypocrite either. So you totally had it coming. Hypocrisy and assholeyness will totally ream you, and I'm happy it did.