Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
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Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
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Top comments
Dummie 0
Ok if you woke up hungover and unable to find your car keys something is telling me you drove home drunk like a freaking idiot so YDI! And as for locking yourself out of your apartment... YDI AGAIN for walking out without shoes or keys! The sympathy boat has sailed my friend and you are sooooooo not on it!!!!
Rainfall_fml 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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Comments (65)
ithedarkknight 0
is it really that necessary to get that ****** up... i mean once in awhile i can understand you want to just get waisted but i mean... for you it sounds like a regular routine...get a ****** life and stop waisting it getting ****** up and drunk...dumbass
StateFarm98 10
If OP was out with friends drinking then he does have a life. And who says this is a regular routine? Just because OP said they woke up hungover? Because that says nothing about whether OP does it a lot or not...
GatorBites 0
Serves you right. You should drink and drive.
GatorBites 0
Damn. Maybe I shouldn't drink and type as I just read my response
crazyval619 6
Hah! What a dumbass XD
SpittingVenom 0
so you drove home drunk. cool. ******* retard
anniesaysbueno 0
hmm I'm sensing a lesson to be learned..
MrHippy 0
Party hard dude!! :)
initialninja 0
how am i not surprised that it was a woman.
wbrycem 0
FYL lol. Personally, I'm looking forward to that tomorrow haha.
jollyjam1 2
What issues are you trying to drown out through your drug abuse? And for you idiots out there, alcohol is indeed a drug.