Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML
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TheAftermath 0
You were nice though! She might have appreciated it!
ImaWiseGuy 5
you stood up for what you thought was right....
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Comments (67)
ArmyNGgurl 0
at least you didn't pay to stand for 7 hours by the stinking toilet! :)
Feynik 0
So what? Again, quit complaining.
ohowe 1
Be thankful you only gave up a seat on a train and not on a lifeboat from the Titanic.
mrtoothpick 11
At least you did a good deed and then had 40 minutes to chat her up? Almost no FML in that, unless it was just kind of an awkward silence. Lol
thebassopotomous 0
Chivalry to some random **** won't get you any pussy
biohaza12d 3
Oh stop bitching, bitch. Fourty WHOLE minutes!
_Vamp_ 9
Oh no! A whole 40 minutes? I spend an average of 6 hours a day standing up at my job. Grow up you lazy ****.
Trent_21 6
no good deed goes unpunished
LPEasierToRn 3
oh plz try standing 10 hours a day. 40 min is nothing. The point is you were selfless :p be happy
_MannyxAmbition 0
Funny FML -_-,