Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML
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TheAftermath 0
You were nice though! She might have appreciated it!
ImaWiseGuy 5
you stood up for what you thought was right....
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immunizations 0
so I read the story about 3 times, but I still can't find the actual FML...
DocBastard 40
OP, ignore all these people telling you "poor baby, I stand for 8 hours a day!" You did a good thing and got no reward for it. That's just awful. Every time you do something good for someone, you deserve to get something in return! Otherwise, what's the point of doing good deeds? God knows, the satisfaction of doing a good deed for the sake of mankind, otherwise known as CHARITY, just isn't enough. Right? Right??
Llamallamallamad 7
They were most likely assuring him that 40 minutes of standing isn't the end of the world. :)
leeshxx 3
doc, didn't you know there's no such thing as kindness just "pay me back in double later".
johnnybagodonuts 2
just so we're clear...you're being sarcastic, right?
sailorzoe 14
Hahahaha!
leeshxx 3
54. every one else was clear on the tone of docs comment. go make stupid comments to a wall so I don't have to look at them
johnnybagodonuts 2
I posted my comment before I saw the other 2. so go clean the sand outta your snatch and quit being such a snotty bitch
leeshxx 3
just so we are clear you make no sense and that was the lamest insult I have ever heard.
johnnybagodonuts 2
snatch = ******. when a person is in a whiny or bitchy mood somebody else might tell them to "clean the sand outta their ******"
leeshxx 3
I am aware of what a snatch is. still lame. for an insult to be a good one you shouldn't have to justify/explain.. just a tip
johnnybagodonuts 2
obviously I didn't have to because you already knew what it was. I was just making sure because earlier you said it didn't make any sense, so I thought you might be retarded or something
iRiS890 5
lol I agree 79
DocBastard 40
Johnny and Leeshxx - if you two could just cut the witty repartee and just get down to *******, it would make things much easier. I swear, the sexual tension between you two is almost as dense as rallets.
johnnybagodonuts 2
lol thank you 113 lmao you think so doc? what do ya say leeshxx?
ChantelRenaeee 0
atleast you were being thoughtful.(:
marthaliss 3
gotta love metlink...
sincerely331 0
YDI OP, and I agree with #43, had the person been ugly/unattractive/disabled/old, you wouldn't have gave up your seat cause clearly you only do that for attractive girls. Grow up and learn to be generous to everyone, not a selected amount.
um_yeah_its_me 3
sucks for you
PickleSurprise 6
OH no! 40 whole minutes? FYL :( :( :(
twiztidangel 0
although that may suck you did a nice thing for a pretty lady feel good about yourself.
nerdsgetmehot 23
There's a difference between doing something nice and doing something nice in hopes of getting laid.
johnnybagodonuts 2
yea, one of those has a great payoff :)
minktheshrink 0
68- I don't see the difference...
SkittlesAyee 0
aww ur so sweet,
thebestof1984 0
All these fmls are starting to blend together. Op sit on the damn floor if it was that bad.