Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would receive the promotion and pay raise. She snorted and said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML
Today, I talked to my boss about my pay decrease since switching job locations, and how I feel I should be getting a bit more. Her response? “Absolutely not.” FML
Today, I got promoted at work and was excited to tell my mom. When I called her, she immediately asked, “What does this mean for my retirement fund?” and then asked how much I was going to be making. I told her, and she responded, “Oh. That’s nice, but when are you getting a real job?” FML
Today, I met with my boss hoping to hear about a possible raise that had been promised many months ago. He then told me that the only way I would get a raise was if I found a better paying job and took it, and that the company was in no position to offer anyone a raise. FML
Today, I was promoted. After going to school for 10 months to get certified for the new position, training extensively, and taking on a ton more responsibility, I was hoping for a decent raise. How much do my bosses think all of that time and effort is worth? One dollar more per hour than I made before. FML
Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML
Today, my boss made up a rumor that I was quitting my job so I wouldn't get the promotion that was coming up. There goes that raise I've been wanting for six months. FML
Today, I was forced into accepting a "promotion" for a position that pays less than what I get right now. FML
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Top comments
mccaincracker 6
Should have taken the other job. I doubt your promotion would have doubled your salary
Rei_Ayanami 18
It may not be too late: check if you can still get the offer for the other job.
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Comments (129)
skip_m 6
Law. Suit.
Mekeritrig 15
Are you retarded or something? You didn't think of getting that promotion confirmed? F your life indeed.
Trisha_aus 15
I think noor's last boss was named Debra
zenrael 21
Sounds like a verbal agreement. Call a law office and see if suing is a better option.
mrrossh 3
The company that made that first offer - go to them, hold your hands up and admit you made a mistake, and ask if the offer is still open.
killerofbabies 4
Yep it's only a matter of time before I hear about you being the next employee to go postal and murder suicide the entire building
burningpassion69 6
Call back maybe it's not to late
japtch 15
Lonelyisland reference, like a boss.
khaya 9
You should have asked for a written agreement from your current boss before you turned down the offer.
ralip 3
Report her to HR.