Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would receive the promotion and pay raise. She snorted and said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML
Today, I talked to my boss about my pay decrease since switching job locations, and how I feel I should be getting a bit more. Her response? “Absolutely not.” FML
Today, I got promoted at work and was excited to tell my mom. When I called her, she immediately asked, “What does this mean for my retirement fund?” and then asked how much I was going to be making. I told her, and she responded, “Oh. That’s nice, but when are you getting a real job?” FML
Today, I met with my boss hoping to hear about a possible raise that had been promised many months ago. He then told me that the only way I would get a raise was if I found a better paying job and took it, and that the company was in no position to offer anyone a raise. FML
Today, I was promoted. After going to school for 10 months to get certified for the new position, training extensively, and taking on a ton more responsibility, I was hoping for a decent raise. How much do my bosses think all of that time and effort is worth? One dollar more per hour than I made before. FML
Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML
Today, my boss made up a rumor that I was quitting my job so I wouldn't get the promotion that was coming up. There goes that raise I've been wanting for six months. FML
Today, I was forced into accepting a "promotion" for a position that pays less than what I get right now. FML
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Top comments
mccaincracker 6
Should have taken the other job. I doubt your promotion would have doubled your salary
Rei_Ayanami 18
It may not be too late: check if you can still get the offer for the other job.
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Comments (129)
yeongji 31
Guess you must really like your current job (probably not now after what happened to you) for you to decline a job offer for a company where not only is the job amazing, but more than double what you get paid now. FYL OP.
yeongji 31
Guess you must really like your current job (probably not now after what happened to you) for you to decline a job offer for a company where not only is the job amazing, but more than double what you get paid now. FYL OP.
samiisSatan 0
bro thats illegal, sue the shit out of her bitch ass
pegasus187 9
Probably should have taken the other job, but your boss is a dishonest scumbag, quit and find something else, then he has to train a new employee
BloodFaerie 21
You need to take her to court - that is not how you treat employees.
Ubehage 32
Apparently, your boss wants you to stay. Now, turn the tables: Walk away. Right now! And when she asks any questions, just look at her and say "Oh.. You thought I was serious about working for you, bitch ?"
OGReaper 2
just kill the bitch
mcbainos 8
"The names Mu'Fu*ka Jones"
krez 20
Never take a counter-offer from your current employer when they find out you are leaving. Even if it works out it will be in their head that you are looking to jump ship at any better opportunity, and they will make you miserable or replace you as soon as they can.
coltenvince12 2
1st rule of doing business get it in writing!