Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML
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Nexxion 0
Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML
MtVernonVA 0
Then what happened?
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Nexxion 0
Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML
ebroks 17
he's balling while she's bawling ;)
Seegtease 0
#11, what the hell? How can you assume he's out cheating on her just because he was trying to have sex while on the phone? That's pretty presumptuous. Seriously, people would gripe if he hung up on his friend when she was in need, and people would gripe if he left his girlfriend hanging when she wanted sex. So he does the best of both, and people still say he deserves it. There's no pleasing some of you guys.
purfectkitty 0
ha I agree with #22.. the bf was stuck in f'd up situation...he was just trying to make both people happy.
Anony_fml 0
How is this an FML for you? I'd say it's an FML for his best friend.
AntiChrist7 0
do you always pick insensitive brats as boyfriends?
GameRater01 0
the guy seems to have a peculiar set of priorities
Amkii 0
So... did you suck his **** while he listened to his friend cry? Creepy. But hey, if it keeps him turned on, I guess...
Jimboom 12
Ha ha. Quality. More of a FMF than a FML though. ;-)
grazynaanka 0
hey this isn't and fml. it's fhl for having such insensitive friends.
jSOPURE 3
Gotta get that nut! =X
toolrunner 0
Some best friend. Gee, if he's your boyfriend you can take care of him anytime. It just goes to show how some people just lack sensitivity for their supposedly best friends. Oh well, life continues.