Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine. On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.
Kylias 6
Yes. No one wants to be "bothered". They're too selfish. Because who, in their right mind, wouldn't spend their spare time listening to the damned screams of frenzied, terrified animals as they're cruelly murdered? I, for one, am all for your argument. It's definitely not too "bothersome" to sadistically spend my time staring into my computer monitor, just hoping that I'll find a new video of an animal being mercilessly and painfully slaughtered. Obviously, people who don't watch those videos are selfishly living their lives. Shame on them for being alive, wasting their lives not-watching things die in gruesome, bloody ways that would make anyone but a sadist gag up everything from tonight's dinner to yesterday's breakfast. They're such sick people for not watching them. Way to go.
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Comments (165)
iFruit 0
Thats so random. Its like your at dinner and he randomly says something like that. Strange...
plexico 4
They don't shriek if you kill them quickly -- only if you kill them slowly, for example, if you squeeze them 'til their eyes pop out, they will shriek. Sweet dreams!
loprya 0
Stop asking your boyfriend to cheer you up, it's annoying and sounds like you're the type of girl that would get sad if she wasn't cheered up and not tell the guy it's not his fault, but make it seem like it is.
nylmak 0
hey i hate bunnies...and when ur bf txted u that u should of laughed...bunnies suck!
cross027 0
that completly cheered me up:), but they really do shriek, it's kind of funny sounding, they also do it when they get hurt. :P
Slant 0
You have no real problems.
ick_fml 5
does your boyfriend listen to the distorted view podcast? because yesterday they played audio of a bunny being smashed while shrieking.
sublime93 0
Oh my that's hysterically hilarious
ayashe 2
They do, and I didn't hear it in some stupid video or podcast, I heard it in person while they were being killed by a hawk. It's an awful, awful thing to hear. All you freaks who think it's funny should be locked up in the crazy house, you psychopaths.
Dickninja 0
Dude, get a sense of humor. If my boyfriend would have said that to me i would have laughed bc its so random. This isnt even am fml. Its like a my boyfriend has common sense. Im sure you would shriek to if you were killed. Dont get mad because he said that. I would understand why you would feel that way... If you were 7.