Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
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Maelific 0
Time to find some new friends....
FYLDeep 26
They should have thrown the signs on the yard of someone they hate. That would have made more sense.
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Comments (156)
lolomg69 0
YDI for having strange friends tbh
lainzilla 14
You live in a city that's populated enough to have a bus system but not populated enough that DRUNK PEOPLE could steal TWENTY-ONE ROAD SIGNS without being noticed by anybody? Moreover, they managed to steal TWENTY-ONE ROAD SIGNS while drunk? Those things are huge and it's enough of a hassle stealing them when you're sober.
Kukua 5
It's actually twenty-three road signs, but who's counting? :)
ouch1990 0
LOL #1 no kidding
kaylaz_kewl69 0
you got sucky ass friends
unilpentium_2 0
Your friends suck. Stealing road signs = more avoidable accidents. Hopefully they got arrested instead.
Alesana_Love 0
what does op mean?
xXxbiancaxXx 0
umm I think h shoul get some knew freinds maybe less prank-ish if that happened to me I woulda kicked my friends asses
Jsalcedo23 0
you're friends are sick haha
devilyy 2
"You have the right to remain silent,everything you say will be misquoted and then used against you" :P
Frightening_fml 0
his friends are probably nice, they were drunk, give them a break, fyl op