Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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Vykeera 0
Whoa, ouch. When you're next in maths, ask her how she liked her meal/drink from Wendy's and watch her go red as she realises. ;)
hpnerd 0
overreaction on her part, much?
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xalexrulesx 0
#5. XD and plus, she probably doesnt even know you. -___-
BigLord 0
#5. DO IT!
Jimboom 12
Just spit in her burger the next time she comes there. LOL @ #5 *Sigh* Why are the pretty ones usually such bitches/idiots?
gabeepicfails 0
#9 when you're young , those kinds of jobs are fine , and Wendy's is wicked so .
Simp_fml 0
I agree with #5. Talk about an overreaction.
xsweetlysour 0
#5, then she would grab her math book and throw it at him saying, " HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS AT WENDY'S, YOU CREEP! "
Leaveittosteven 0
lmao
audreyy062 2
OMG THIS MADE ME CRACK UP HAHHA
King_of_Kings 3
#13 yo Jimboom, what is up? good idea about the burger
ah_haha 0
what a dope (her not you)
Jimboom 12
Hey #17 Not much. the sky. Some birds. :) Though it wouldn't have to end there. Take the security camera of her throwing the drink in your face and circulate it to all the fast food places around town telling them all what happened. Chances are they will think she is as big a bitch as we all do. She will never have a loogie-free fry/burger ever again! Mwuuuhaahaaa
last_fml 0
I say, Next lesson, wear your Wendy's hat.. and sit behind her and whisper "I've found you"
tina_xox 0
lol # 20 do wat #20 says itll will be so funny ahah that cracked me up buh omg how self obsoruved is shee
Flutist 3
TINA LEARN TO SPELL. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY. You need to beware, the thesaurus is going to creep up behind you, tackle you down and then beat you with the dictionary. I laughed at the "I found you." I would rub it in her face.
mnbbv 0
hahahah lol XD
fmlxt 3
lmao gud 1