Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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Vykeera 0
Whoa, ouch. When you're next in maths, ask her how she liked her meal/drink from Wendy's and watch her go red as she realises. ;)
hpnerd 0
overreaction on her part, much?
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Comments (219)
AndreWartyns 0
Please... What the f*ck is wrong with her? Please...
angry_architect 4
they are all a bunch of ******* nut jobs.
tehhotness 0
You deserve it for thinking the hottest girl in class would be interested in someone pathetic enough to be working at a Wendy's
Lauriebug 0
I don't really get how this is the OP's fault at all, or why people are saying he's a creep/should've said he was in her class. I think he handled his completely normal conversation fine . because how could he know she's crazy and didn't remember him?. and her response should've been "oh, do i know you?" if she was so thoroughly confused, instead of being such a tool like that. People are freaking nuts these days
rustyshackleford_fml 0
i just hope this doesnt ruin your chances with the hottest girls in your other classes
Neenertastic 0
this is why going to your high school reunions 15 years from now so you can witness the toll that aging takes on what was once "beautiful". Her attitude makes her ugly, good looks or not.
RT_fml 0
56, Your dumb. He was trying to make small talk not attempt to bang bro her and she over reacted. I do like #20 the best though hah.
blue8795 0
Love #20's comment. You should totally do that.
tehhotness 0
#60: "You're". Not the best way to try to call someone dumb
el_Caballo 0
Bring a drink to math class next time and say "This is how I knew you had a math test, you're in my class you arrogant bitch!!" Then throw the drink in her face.