Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked up to a store’s automatic doors. They didn’t open. I waved my arms, stepped back and forward again, nothing. A staff member came over, tapped a button, and said, “It’s manual.” FML
Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I have dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML
Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML
Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML
Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
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iMarriedadouche 3
How did you "prove" the existence of your soul?!!
kendybendy 6
Was she blonde?
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Comments (148)
crissyb999 1
Wow. Just wow. You people are pathetic. Some of you for bugging the "child", some of you for continuously going on about her, and some of you for thinking that a thirteen year old cannot be smart and/or street smart. Age is just a number, and it defines nothing. I am thirteen years old, just like the girl you people were taunting. Are you gonna bug me too, assholes?
sac2000 6
I'm a ginger, they're just jealous they're not
Sneekert 4
Well how did you prove it? Just asking so we can settle the debate for once and for all. So far, there is no indication that anyone has a soul.
nickkkkkk 1
You shouldnt have told him the truth
YBae 27
And that's why she works at a gas station.
WizardJeremy 13
Just ask if she has a soul and if she says yes just say "then why do you look so dead"
Amethyst99 2
way to breathe 'no breath'
kyiomi 18
Omg! I love your picture! Cheese is my favorite character! Love your joke too.
gman90210 18
My thoughts exactly.
mynikkahh 3
I have that same problem! I can never open automatic doors (i also have red hair) o.0
joshjosh04 4
Next time say people without a soal dont go to heaven or hell because theres no soal to go so u dont belive in the 10 comandments witch includes murder lol