Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML
Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML
Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML
Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend furiously bitched me out because I got more upset about my phone screen cracking than when she told me about the death of her cat. We hadn't even met when her cat died. Did she expect me to burst into tears from hearing the story? Guess who's single again… FML
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badluckross 21
I think I'm going to cry.
hazardmuffin 21
This is probably the most awful FML I've ever read. I'm sorry about your cat, OP :(
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Comments (390)
aimzskee 30
So sorry to hear that op.
_neon_kitten_ 4
Sorry
jellybean0219 5
I'm so sorry for ur loss!!! I'm crying right now that is so sad??? but u should know that ur cat loves u dearly even tho in his last moments u were mean to him. I'm a crazy cat lady to so I understand. Two of my cats died this year I have two left but I didn't get to say good bye to my first one she was a white deaf cat the garbage man killed her while I was at school. And my other cat died of a tumor.
jellybean0219 5
Sorry after the I'm crying right now part there r supposed to be "!!!!!" And not "????"
Sansa_fml 38
I bet he was so attached to you because he had a great life with you :)
HinaxNaru 12
I'm so sorry
RubyRed829 12
This is depressing.
IvyRizzzzoli 25
Oh..........oh no
Lars93 18
Awh, poor kitty :( may his little cat soul rest in peace. I wish you condolences.
OhSoHandsome 15
Awww :'(
possiblyapotato 10
there's such thing as FML staff...? O_O wow I'm a noob