Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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NYCBOII123 7
AHAHAHAHA! That's a good prank.
xodenisenicole 3
Wow.. What a thriller ;)
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yourwifelovesme 25
He was probably wanted to beat it while watching you in the shower
ohhhsnapple 14
I think it's safe to say your sister won't stop til she gets enough.
aleeshttylXD 9
#64.. u really dont have the right to make fun of anyones fear..
hbbs93 6
I'm pretty sure that was a pun.
KingCeltic77 18
Watch out for where he puts his gloved hand.
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icemand90 17
its ok, he's dead now.
caseyalan 0
That is so awesome, I wish my roommates had some irrational fears I could prey upon
Greendaycheese 12
You should be ever so grateful. Michael Jackson is amazing.
Skittles_Rawr 8
Read this in class... Sent to principles office. This was hilarious.
jennt89 10
funniest thing I've ever read on FML.
akiahara 14
ceiling MJ is watching you **********.