Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
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BlueBaronBitch 22
I feel bad but at the same time I feel bad for the girl for trying so hard
haileyrows 26
At least you know she likes you enough to want to talk to you!
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Comments (59)
video_games_and_ 9
Reminds me of myself.
OrganicSistah 17
I hope you weren't mean t to her.
istheaar_on 6
it's not too late op go after her! she was interested in you, it can happen again!
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Reminds me of the time a girl asked me to hang out with her by the pond and I said "no thanks" I still regret it to this day
FSGInsainity 15
I know the feeling. Only I don't play sports. Or have girls talk to me.
Jon123M 12
At least someone is trying to converse with you, most of the time people just pretend I'm not there and block me out...
desd428 17
Aw, well you ask her some stupid questions next time you see her!
kk_wolf 4
Huh, funny I was in gym playing badminton too. 4th period?
mylemoon26 8
I found out last year the girl I used to like me at the time I liked her. This was years after I gave up on dating her
AviShtap 20
Tomorrow I would tell her, "Woah, sorry about being so antisocial yesterday. I was really exhausted. So, how's it going?" Also, I had a similar story; a quite popular girl in my grade attempted to high-five me in gym after I tried to hit a ball and failed. But I thought she was trying to pat my back in consolation, because I suck at volleyball. Needless to say, it was a very awkward back-turning misunderstanding that made her very confused and made me laugh pretty hard.