Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
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BlueBaronBitch 22
I feel bad but at the same time I feel bad for the girl for trying so hard
haileyrows 26
At least you know she likes you enough to want to talk to you!
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Comments (59)
vikky538 29
If you don't get those hints.. No one help you
mattrd_fml 31
I'm sorry. I know how hard it is to make frienda. I have aspergers. so it's a daily struggle for me too.
coraline123c 23
Maybe if you run into her again you can try starting a conversation, anyways good luck op
UncleAdolf 6
Maybe you shouldn't be such a Jew.
Kielnmsoftly 26
This was literally my "whole" freshman year (I had to have chest surgery and teach myself from home for part of the year). I got invited to a group of senior girls' table and they kept flirting with me but I was too dull to notice. One even noticed me staring at her chest so I looked up, she smiled, and I looked back down not realizing what just happened. They kept trying to invite me out with them but I never went. Same type of thing also happened with girls in like 3 of my classes. Yeah I hate my freshman self for not picking up on any of this.
momac86 17
You got served twice
URBeingLied2 23
That's just how women talk.
interesting33 37
Next time, accept her questions or talk to her - you haven't blown anything OP :)
Regisord413 10
You're so lucky.
JackFaire 27
Keep in mind what you're experiencing is the result of a viscious cycle. You were denied friendship at a younger age and thus didn't learn the social skills your peers take for granted. Reach out to the girl again. If she's genuine she could help you learn what you need to know.