Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
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Top comments
insane602 0
lol. ydi for staying in a relationship with no romance. at least for ur end, try to spice things up
XoXoSLY 0
YDI for being with him. And YDIx100000 if you marry him.
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Comments (87)
Allie4sure 1
dumb him
littlebluepill 1
And you're still with him why?
jcbinglis 7
YDI for staying with the freak
kittie77 10
That's sad.. Time to move on? Lol
LyricaSilvan 30
You're complaining about him not saying anything romantic to you, and yet you're still with him....Do you not see a slight issue there, OP?
aliciasamara 7
Funny... My taxes cause us to owe money once we were married. Fml
PuppiesKisses 19
That was the conversation between my husband and I. Theres an almost 6yr old FML I posted about him being deathly sick the day of, where the commenters roast me for drinking a single bottle of bubbly through the night(because it would go flat in the fridge anyways). I kinda wish we at least had a small ceremony(court house) but I'm happy. I'd marry him again. Also, we would have been screwed on our taxes that year.