Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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Top comments
insane602 0
lol. ydi for staying in a relationship with no romance. at least for ur end, try to spice things up
XoXoSLY 0
YDI for being with him. And YDIx100000 if you marry him.
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Comments (87)
WannabeJew 0
Maybe communicate that with him? And if you're not happy right now, you probably won't be happy a year from now, DTMFA. But you don't say you're unhappy about the lack of romance, just that it hasn't happened. So maybe you and the boyfriend should get married. Maybe he wants to but doesn't know how to ask romantically. Most importantly, talk to him. You don't know what he means until you talk.
Doopliss01 0
I saw a FML just like this one already on the site..
Rawrsause 0
ydi for being a fail ninja.
brianjman14 23
Wrong FML. Try the one below.
nerdsgetmehot 23
If you don't like the way he treats you and handles issues, then maybe it's time to dump him.
SoundnVasion 0
or blow him!
remy3106 10
wow ur like really obsessed with blow jobs 31, aren't u?
SoundnVasion 0
I would be if I hadn't got one for like 2 years!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#39 It doesn't say anywhere in the FML that OP hasn't given her boyfriend a blow-job in two years.
SoundnVasion 0
Romance is measured by the amount of blow jobs performed.
remy3106 10
I guess so
brianjman14 23
Sorry, but I'd have to say YDI for having no romance for TWO YEARS.
Coccinelle_fml 15
YDI because you haven't dumped him yet.
Destruct0r 5
just kill yourself already.
stevenmx86 8
ydi unless you said no
SoundnVasion 0
heads blow him tails bone him
ahhtrinibabe122 3
ydi if you said yes!