Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
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Top comments
Charleybelle 14
Least it wasn't a blueberry ring pop. That's what my ex used
tpuff 7
Your family's ******.
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Comments (150)
jayhawkchik 4
Awesome maybe he will steal some wedding decorations from Dollar Tree.
smilequeed0222 7
What a cheap ass
Kratos1206 3
Well if he was willing to steal it that means he loves you.
bexxiiee 11
So what? He proposed. You like the ring. Problem?
SweetLuna 10
Um... How old are you?
haymann 5
Didn't this already happen in breaking bad?
Steel_BZ 8
Pretty sure she's joking.
Ozavo 4
I really think the sister did a bad job by spilling the beans. On the other hand, a marriage started with a stolen ring is probably not what girls dream about.
doglover100 29
Claire's jewelry falls apart quickly.
fantasyworld 39
Claires jewelry is cheap, it falls apart quickly.