Cars, Snow and Transportation: Snow day - FML

Snow day

By Charlie8u347 - 29/12/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML

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chicken_lover 2

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:12

well it's better than it smashing through you. :)

cinnaluna 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:50

be thankfully the pickaxe didn't fall and smash through the back of your skull. (:

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0soccergirl0 2

Thursday 29 May 2014 5:40

At least it didn't fall and smash through the back of your head

K3YB0ARDASAURUS 17

Sunday 10 August 2014 7:19

Just a Buick...

K3YB0ARDASAURUS 17

Sunday 10 August 2014 7:20

Just be glad you didn't crash through the fence with a new riding mower lol

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