Today, my roommate and I got charged $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a noisy dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML
Today, my door broke. My normally reclusive, antisocial cat, who runs and hides at the slightest noise, decided to come out and get friendly with the maintenance man. Now I owe a huge fee and my rent is increasing for having a pet I’m not supposed to have. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML
Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
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suppressed08 2
YDI, but I'd hold a grudge against your roommate and the people downstairs.
24788 7
make the people who own the cat pay.
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Comments (107)
blastvortex 4
Well, either make your roomie or your neighbors pay-up, or keep the evidence and cash in on a huge favor at some point in the near future. Either way, you're the one that's gonna come out on top. Also, FYL for having a dumbass of a roomie.
Loosicles 0
God damn it. This FML is very poorly written.
Lenicka 0
Serves you bloody right for reporting that dog. I HATE people like you. Why don´t you mind your own business ?!?!?!
Donandino 0
karma's a bitch eh?
sparxva 12
Karma met dogma. That usually makes for a tough day.
ColdGold 6
YDI for being your neighbor's patsy.
mileycyrusisgay 0
My roommate and "I"!
ilovespice 0
CATS KICK ASS!! MY CATS NAME IS SPICE! HENCE MY NICKNAME BITCHES!!
granthm 0
my roommate and I not me.... grammar Nazi attack
xNephilim 19
That's what you get for being a bad neighbor. I'm sorry for you, though. I'd make the roommate pay the fine.