pyrosythan
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Sneaky
Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML
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Taydiane 0
Better then mine, marine sniper, he showed all his guns and target practices to my now fiance, then waited for us to get home. we were 5 mins later and my dad cocked the pistol and told him that he had 5 mins to get off the property my fiance actually shit himself for it too.
zidane312 0
Sucks for you, I guess she wanted a trophy of your amazing performance?
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_bbailey 0
Haha, I did that a lot with my ex. Sorry for the crazy father though, but what do you expect? :)
Hyozanryu 0
YDI for letting your girlfriend's dad own a baseball bat.
bubblybrooke 12
my dad would do that...he threatened my first bf (NO sexual relations with, btw) with a chainsaw. :S needless to say, he didn't like my dad :P anyways my dads been a bit better lately with my other boyfriends, but if he found out about any sex, I'm sure it wouldn't just be a threat D:
eriinbaby 0
that's odd.. but they are comfy!
itsbryn 0
how do you define a normal Christian exactly?
Ikz_Hustler 9
LOL thats jokes! "she stole them"...
ReptarTheStar 6
Run Forrest run!!!
unlucky_lucy 17
That's kinds creepy dude
Vintage_Cola 29
Not that this post isn't funny, but it'd be better if the last sentence said "they weren't mine"
echosong 16
How does he know they're your boxers? That is the question