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Sneaky

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML

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Taydiane 0

Better then mine, marine sniper, he showed all his guns and target practices to my now fiance, then waited for us to get home. we were 5 mins later and my dad cocked the pistol and told him that he had 5 mins to get off the property my fiance actually shit himself for it too.

zidane312 0

Sucks for you, I guess she wanted a trophy of your amazing performance?

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anonymous100000 17

you guys must be young...

Who steals ones boxers o.o

It is just a baseball bat man. You gotta learn how to disarm someone safely. Plus it would make him feel like you can take him down, so he wouldn't mess with you anymore. Regardless, FYL OP.

Dads need to stop threatening their daughter's boyfriends.