Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML
Today, I caught a grubby, evil-smelling, foul-mouthed woman blatantly shoplifting by stuffing electronics into her coat pockets, so I detained her and called the police. Less than an hour later I was fired. She was the shop owner's mother and “had permission” to just take stuff. FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
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s3kShUn47 20
Ay, you gotta find some sort of use for those rolls....
xlord 27
I'm going to take a wild guess and say he tucked it into his fat folds.
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Comments (107)
swagstatic 16
I wouldn't go into those trenches of hell to retrieve that!
feven 32
Points for creativity.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
That gives me an idea...how much do you think I could fit in my belly button?
Adamantablade 8
Let's keep this at no YDIs
andyeatsworld 10
So please tell me you let him keep it or threw it away right?
VittorioCarter 8
That's so sketchy. Make sure he doesn't come back.
Enslaved 38
"And we did it just like that. When we want something, We don't want to pay for it."
more4me 27
what ?!!
Enslaved 38
"Been Caught Stealing" by Jane's Addiction. That song came to mind when I read this FML. It could have been a pineapple instead.
DanielleinDC 34
Or the video where the dude dresses as a pregnant woman and shoves stuff in the fake belly. Oy.
duke3012 8
when you have more rolls than a bakery you need something to keep them in order. gum was his choice
cece23_fml 10
So now he has a gummy tummy.
elcee1987 18
So what happened to the gum? Did you put it back on the shelf?
Brandi_Faith 34
This needs a follow up, I too want to know what OP said and did and want to know if OP put it back on the shelf. If so, f the life of the person that buys it!