Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment after work, only be to greeted by an awful smell. I searched every inch of the place, convinced something had died. After an hour of searching around, I found the source: a single forgotten boiled egg in one of my backpack's pockets. I will never forget the smell of sulphur or whatever it was. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
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Top comments
_kyleG_ 34
Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.
pleasedie 22
Now that's just gross
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Comments (80)
Enslaved 38
Should have taken, Toucan Sam's advice to "Follow your nose! It always knows!"
AmyPond17 33
Actually, Toucan Sam says "Follow your nose, for the fruity taste that shows!"
AmyPond17 33
Sorry, you're correct, I looked it up. He says both at different points.
RoboCunnilingus 23
I always thought it was "Follow your nose wherever it goes!"
_kyleG_ 34
Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.
mds9986 24
I think there's creams for that.
thejonac 21
i think you should give that some medical attention (the doctor should be able to prescribe some medication that gets rid of the smell) and you might also earn some points for being a caring boyfriend :-) all the best and i hope your girlfriend gets well soon
shinikageWolf 15
Why are her feet so nasty? Does she not shower?
Jashie 18
Maybe she is showering but not wiping them dry. I hear having wet socks makes your feet smell
CommentKing207 23
If it's that bad then do something about it, like foot powder or tell her to wash her feet everyday. Thoroughly!!
Zebediabolical 45
You should do passive aggressive things like lighting stinky incenses, putting a clothespin on your nose and spraying her with Febreze. At least that's what the FML's about smelly people have taught me to do instead of being honest.
wtffml1979 22
You're just going to have to talk with her. That sounds a tad bit worse than just a sweaty feet day from being active. That sounds nasty actually.
Cebolamole 13
You can't keep the body in the house if it's not refrigerated!
aj9319 16
May be that she thinks you have a feet fetish and she doesn't like it. On a serious note, learn the art of pedicure, and keep doing it on her if you guys are long term item.