Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
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Livinia 11
Your friend is an idiot.
Olovio 5
Steal all of your friends socks. Have you ever walked around with no socks on? It's awful, just awful.
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Comments (176)
vettle 6
I gasped.
SmelloJello 9
Ow!! ow ow ow ow!!!
jenna5960 7
Yikes! Hopefully you still have both of your eyeballs. Better ditch your idiot friend for ruining your cake and almost costing you hospital bills.
born_hustla 26
ouch!
whiterabbit420 4
usually tiered cakes have supports. why did you buy such a large/elaborate cake for a "small birthday at home" OP?
iFletch 0
*grabs popcorn* Go on...
AliaJanae 0
lol, sorry to hear that
TheDarkCynder 2
ouch!
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
omg . i hope the stick didnt get in your eye ! i would as hell trow cake at your "friend"
cedarjay 5
the baker is at fault. the customer should have been properly informed of this. the friend pushed the face in out of fun (unless he knew about that stick! o_o).