Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had to piss really bad, so we stopped at a gas station. I guess I had to pee so bad that I didn't think to check the PUBLIC toilet. My mom went in after me and when she got back in the car, she asked me if I'd pooped, which I hadn't, then she told me that the seat was covered in it. Actual shit. FML
Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
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Top comments
PennyLane27 32
Of all the FML's ever published, this one might be the most FML-iest one in existence. It's like the blazing candles atop one giant shitcake!
ImminentDisaster 12
Did you not also get covered in vomit as a result?
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Comments (22)
flamingarrow59 21
that definitely sounds like something you can sue for, especially if you go hurt
flamingarrow59 21
got*
waleedma 18
No more public toilets for me!!!! And man you deserve FML of the century
RoseCrystal 17
I hope you went to the doctor after taking a scalding shower with bleach and Purell.
SpiralButterfly 12
And scrubbing it in with Brillo.
False_Stupidity 42
Wow!, what a shitt...*BLAM*
shevy94 7
This sounds like something out of my worst nightmares! I'm so sorry this happened to you op. Ugh, (shudders) I hate mold!
rustybucket 24
Noooo! This is one of the worst FML's I've ever read. Sounds like you should definitely be able to sue for that, though.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Guess who has the right to sue?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
This has to be the most horrifying story I ever read on this app. I've seen awful gas station restrooms, but after reading this, I'm never gonna complain about those ones again. Have this place exposed if they're too lazy to even bother cleaning it and warn people to never go there.