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wideawakeandinpain This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Sleepy head

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

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Pow!! right in the kisser!! :-)

If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

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Head on, apply directly to the forehead ;)

autumnleighf 0

My bf elbows me in the face almost every morning

Husbands and Boyfriends can be clumsy Silly Billys >_< regardless off the fact us girls love our second half to death. They still do these classic mistakes, that make us face palm... if he had not already elbowed us in our already hurting head. xD Sorry wideawakeandinpain, Feel better soon.

My wife kneed me in the groin when we were in bed sleeping. Hard enough to make my scrotum split open. FML

Go write your own fml. And I call bs on this one.

O I'm Srry????????????????????

damn....that sucks

Someone should have recorded it and added awesome action sound effects.

magnetic_aura 26

Oh my goodness, that's awful, OP. At one point in my life I was experiencing excruciating back pain nearly every day. Then one morning, my ex-fiance sleep punched me in the middle of my lower back. Excruciating!