wideawakeandinpain
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Sleepy head
Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML
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atkir002 1
Pow!! right in the kisser!! :-)
Darklord53 0
If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
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TheRealBruce 12
Oh no! I'm sorry
clcbjj31 0
Love Skyrim, but that isn't funny after the other 10,000 people who used it. My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Elbowed in the head.
MagicGiraffe 12
I used to tell "arrow to the knee jokes", then it got old.
Darklord53 0
If you're having adventure problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
unitedfan11 0
HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES KNEES AND TOES!!!
Characterise 0
^ MEMSSS start of pre school
3mi1y_ 16
rejection sucks :(
olpally 33
What are you talking about? Re-read the fml please.. Good lord..
3mi1y_ 16
op wanted to snuggle with her husband, husband turned away .. think i have a pretty good understanding, thanks!
FruityLoooons 8
Reread the first sentence of the FML over 50 times, please, and then reevaluate your understanding. Doing this will prove you're not as dumb as you let on.
desireev 18
He was sleeping and was unaware that she was snuggling him. So there wasn't any rejection. Just another headache.
olpally 33
Apparently, everyone agrees with me number 2 and they have proven my point.. Thanks #32 for explaining it
kooochris1995 14
Plus it doesn't say turned away. It says shifted position. Maybe he got closer to snuggle more.
kooochris1995 14
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desireev 18
No problem 39. Felt like I needed to break it down for her since advice wasn't taken to further her understanding.
xSonic 9
I hate when people suck up to each other......
nnguyen1995 0
I have a feeling you would know what rejection feels like
atkir002 1
Pow!! right in the kisser!! :-)
CryMoreFMLs 15
The circle of headache is reborn!
rexcanis 10
She's probably seeing stars right about then, so is that close enough to being sent to the moon?
rohanmo 9
D:
crazy8ts 0
RIGHT TO THE MOON!
DocBastard 40
Jäger will do that to you. Every time.
boredblonde 17
Sometimes life's a bitch like that
J0gby 0
life is always a bitch:(
bearnblue 0
When your husband gives you a deadache... You make a ball ache!
Coacy 6
Your really hot
DioMaledica 14
Can't think of anything to write in 30 seconds
DioMaledica 14
Already thumbed myself down. :) Ok now to think of a comment ok that was a shi*ty situation, crap doesn't apply here.
FruityLoooons 8
That bored, huh.
Daydreemdie 0
Get another headache? O_o this is 2 bad
EmperorXing 0
Ouch.... Make him sleep on the couch!
eyeIoveyou 4
why would she go and do that? he wasn't conscious nor aware of what he was doing.
farhil 14
10, I hope that no poor soul ever has to marry you